DON'T ARGUE WITH
THE CAPTAIN
history - interview
BEEFHEART from england 28 april
1972 FRENDZ #26 notes: THIS is PART 1 - part 2 - part 3 * PROLOGUE - A TRUE STORY mark, like most other
seventeen-year-old boys, was going through the
usual hassles which come with being young in the
united states of america. there was the whole drag
scene about going to school and then after that
there was the grim prospect of being drafted and
then after that.... but mark wasn't just another basically all-american boy; for a start he lived on quartz hill, a hill of solid quartz rock (a metamorphic rock of sedimentary origin - encyclopaedia brittannica) which is kind of weird and exclusive, you have to admit. and then, what with all the visions of violence and bloodletting summoned up from the fear of being drafted, mark had really freaked out and vanished into a mental hospital. it was around this time that he got
to listen to an album 'safe as milk' by captain
beefheart and the magic band. nothing had made
that much sense to mark before - sure, he had
doodled around with a few things: dropped acid (popular
term for using lsd - t.t.) a couple of
times, smoked a little 'pot' (marihuana - t.t),
you know; he even had a bass guitar laying around
the house which he couldn't be bothered to get
into - but this album really got to him. he played it every morning and every night for almost two years, until one fine day he went to see captain beefheart playing live in los angeles. it was at that point that it all clicked together somehow. mark's eyes connected with the mad captain's right up there on stage "just like snails" - and a mystical alliance was formed. beefheart befriended mark as well as
mark's nineteen-year-old acid-freak buddy bill (harkleroad,
aka zoot horn rollo - t.t.), and gave them a
job in his new combo. the band - jeff cotton,
perhaps better known as antennae jimmy semens;
john french, the mysterious drumbo; and the
mascara snake - went into the desert for eight
months to practice a number of songs the captain
had worked out on a piano in eight hours. they got hold of an old acquaintance
of beefheart's, a businessman and leader of a
fifties pachuco rock band, who had pretensions to
being stravinsky or varese or something but who
was also well-known for his nifty work behind the
switches at the recording studio (meant here
is frank zappa - teejo) and, lo and behold,
a double album was conceived containing inarguably
some of the weirdest music ever to be found on
black plastic: 'trout mask replica'.
BOZOED
ON THE BUS - A RAP WITH THE CAP
well, friends, that was some
three years ago, and there we all were on a
coach travelling from kensington to brighton
for a captain beefheart concert. some old
friends had been lost along the way -
antennae jimmy semens is living with his
mother in a trailer situated somewhere in
the desert, the mascara snake is painting
and drumbo is still moving in mysterious
ways, coming and going - but new friends
have been added. mark (boston), now re-named rockette morton, dapper, in multicoloured eggshell designed shirt, purple trousers and an immaculate slouch-hat was sitting beside the belly-dancer quietly reading 'the rise and fall of the third reich'. his hair was neatly cut, while his moustache was waxed out to accommodate two spreading antennae on his upper lip. just like salvador dali. no, not at all. that moustache shows a catfish influence. rockette morton doesn't even like salvador dali.... this was stated in no uncertain terms by the plumpish man who looked rather like a cross between orson welles and a pixie and who was easily the centre of attraction on the bus: don van vliet, alias captain beefheart, painter, writer, absurdist and dada to the delta blues tradition.van vliet always states things in no
uncertain terms, he is absolutely convinced of his
own rightness. but this is understandable, for, in
his own words, he is an artist and a genius.
everyone on the bus knew that. even those who
hadn't before, after direct confrontation with the
charismatic mr. van vliet, were at least temporary
believers. and of course everyone in the band - zoot horn rollo, seven feet tall and now with short hair, looking like an all-american boy from saturn; ed marimba (art tripp) with the green moustache; winged eel fingerling (elliot ingber), who looked like he had stepped out of a particularly harrowing extract from the bible: all matted hair and beard, and intensity; and oréjon (roy estrada), a fat jovial greasy trucker with a voice like a hyena - they all held beefheart in a kind of awe. meanwhile beefheart waxed ecstatic
about his band: "you know, i'm totally happy with
the band i've got. i tell you, i'm proud to be
playing with them. rockette morton - have you seen
him play bass? he's a killer: he claws the
strings, uses all his fingers - just wait till you
hear him play: you won't believe it. and zoot horn
rollo - personally i believe that he is becoming
the greatest guitar player alive. there is no end
to his contribution as an innovator. his lines,
man - his whole approach. there's no way you can
turn that kind of flow off." beefheart treats the musicians in
his band as equals in all respects. he stresses
that he is not the leader - "the only leader there
is, runs down the back of your leg" - and that the
band is starting to write its own music. winged
eel fingerling, ed marimba and oréjon were all
musicians in frank zappa's band. not any more
though. but that's sort of a sore point and all
will be revealed a little later on. ![]() while the members of the magic band
tend to keep very much to themselves (though
perfectly sociable when approached for a rap), van
vliet is more than gregarious. we talked for god
knows how long, touching on numerous topics.... captain beefheart's whole concept of
the artist / genius is structured around the idea
of the primitive. to him creating is the most
natural function, all forms are ultimately the
same in the force of their expression. "talking about different art-forms
is like counting raindrops. there are rivers and
streams and oceans, but it's all the same
substance. not that art comes from one source -
that's too pointed, too much investment in one
thing, like jesus on the cross. i see a crosswalk
out here, which is a joke to me. take an orange,
right - if you pull it apart, it comes in
segments. if you squeeze it, the juice just comes
out." had he heard the album 'songs of the
humpbacked whale'? "i don't use scales when i play the
horn; and i used to play that instrument, feeling
that certain things were communicating with me.
most people look up in the sky after that kind of
experience, but i don't: i look in the ocean. i
just got hold of that record and now that i've
heard it, i know who it is. i mean, the largest
living land mammal is the absent mind, but those
whales are out there. didn't you hear any whales
or dolphins in my solo (a spontaneous piece
called 'spitball scalped a baby', played at the
albert hall gig - n.k.)? i couldn't hear
myself because i was playing - but i felt sure
they were out there." he, his wife and the whole band live in eureka, which is seventy miles from the oregon border. "the whales are right outside our window cleaning their bornades and singing." don's old friend ornette coleman was
constantly brought up in the conversation: "i was with him just before i came
here. he is top-notch, you know, there's none
better. but he's not a jazz musician, man, he's a
painter. most people are afraid to play with
ornette - a lot of people are afraid to go into
the area of a genius. they don't think they can
take it, because they keep believing they have to
measure things out. you can't measure genius.
measurements are just humorous to a genius. that's
why someone like cecil taylor isn't a genius.
taylor just keeps measuring up that piano - what's
the point in that? now robert johnson and son
house are the real geniuses. they're the primitive
painters." the names of john coltrane and charlie parker are brought up. beefheart dismisses them thus: "listen, the fish is in complete control of the scales. when man tries to play scales like a fish has, forget it. the fish, the armadillo - they have got it all down. ed marimba is doing an album called 'armadillo xylophone' - he is not going to even try and play the scales. first there is the cover of an armadillo and then there's the music. no-one plays ahead of the armadillo." (*)IF YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW THIS ENDS, CLICK CLACK TO PAGE TWO |