DON'T ARGUE WITH
THE CAPTAIN
history - interview
IN SEARCH OF AMERICA from usa [and england] 1
april 1971 ROLLING STONE #79 notes: part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - THIS is PART 4 * meanwhile, back in the swamps of
florida, the bus pulled off the highway and stopped
at an orange stand. everyone disembarked and began
looking at the various items for sale. ry purchased
some pineapple wine that everyone agreed tasted like
liniment. drumbo found a mechanical alligator and a
pair of plastic noisemaker hammers which he decided
to add to his act. beefheart spent $60 on an
alligator handbag for jan. when someone mentioned to
him that it is now illegal to sell alligator skins
he said: 'i think it's better for me to have one of
these than one of those other people, don't
you?'
the stop along the road in florida was one of the
few times the people on the tour actually got to
see the countryside. in most places the weather
was too cold or the time too limited for any
sightseeing. instead, everyone had the opportunity
to familiarize himself with the monotonous
architectural lines of three dozens of holiday
inns. in those parts of the american landscape
that beefheart did manage to see, however, there
was one predominant and disturbing theme:
everything seemed to be closing down. then the bottom dropped out. with the moon's surface successfully violated by armstrong and his fellow astro-groupies, the n.a.s.a. payroll suddenly evaporated. thousands of men on 'the aerospace team' were thrown out of work and headed north. the boeing plant closed, litton industries locked its building and left town. motels folded. forty-thousand-dollar beachfront homes were left to sell for $100 down and easy monthly payments. cocoa beach was left as a kind of upper middle class ghost town, a victim of 'future shock' if there ever was one. in recent months two kinds of hermit crabs have appeared on the beach to battle for the shell the apollo program left behind. a large contingent of young people has begun a migration to the town, taking advantage of the low rents on beautiful beach property. a new health food restaurant has opened. the length of hair seen on the streets has gotten progressively longer. at the same time, the notorious right-wing fundamentalist preacher reverend carl mcintire has moved into the area, vowing to clean things up and set the town to god's work. mcintire was the gentleman who sponsored the pro-vietnam war rally (featuring vice president ky of south vietnam) in washington dc last year. the college he runs, shelton college, was recently kicked out of new jersey for being academically disreputable. mcintire now plans to move all of his operations, including the college and a retirement village, to cocoa beach. spending millions of dollars, he's buying up every vacant building in sight. the two new communities - hip and fundamentalist - are clearly on a collision course. for instance, the beefheart / cooder concert was originally scheduled to play the ballroom of the cape kennedy hilton hotel. but mcintire had just purchased the building for his crusade. the reverend's staff canceled the concert for fear there would actually be 'dancing' in their ballroom. at present mcintire is trying to put a clamp on the cocoa beach bars in order to stop the town's already dwindling traffic in booze and broads. as the concert promoter told van vliet: 'you know, it's getting harder and harder to do honest vice in this neck of the woods.' picture by ed thrasher from the photo session for the 1970 album 'lick my decals off, baby': MARK BOSTON rockette morton JOHN FRENCH drumbo DON VAN VLIET captain beefheart BILL HARKLEROAD zoot horn rollo ART TRIPP ed marimba * 'god, i didn't know we were going to play the town where nixon lives. do you think he knows we're coming?' beefheart leaned forward and poked the sleeping grant gibbs. 'grant, the president lives here. do you think they'll shut us down because we're revolutionaries or something like that? do you suppose the cops will come out to the concert? maybe we shouldn't play here.' gibbs assured him the band had no reputation as bomb-throwing terrorists. 'that nixon's a little 'chiclet' of
determination,' beefheart continued. 'i'm
surprised he took the job. i thought he was a lot
smarter than that.' * next afternoon van vliet, his wife and a few friends took a swanky black limousine to the smithsonian. the car drove past the pentagon. beefheart looked but said nothing. it continued over a bridge spanning the potomac. 'look at that,' he exclaimed. 'the poor river's so polluted that it can't even freeze in the winter. this morning i threw a dollar across the potomac and lost ninety cents.' the limousine drove along the boulevards past the lincoln memorial, the state department, past the washington memorial, and long rows of government office buildings. 'boy, what a world they've built. it's disgusting. i've got a better one up here,' said the captain pointing to his head. 'singing the smithsonian institute blues / the new dinosaur is walking in the old one's shoes... / all you new dinosaurs, now it's up to you to choose / before your feet hit the tar, you better kick off them old shoes' (from lyrics to 'the smithsonian institute blues (or the big dig)' - teejo). in van vliet's eyes the smithsonian is truly america's national shrine. here amid the collection of stuffed animals, dinosaur bones and plastic whales, one can find a vision of the land's lost purpose and a frightening prophecy for the future. the first thing to catch beefheart's attention was the stuffed thirteen-foot-tall african elephant standing in the high-domed foyer. 'look at that beautiful thing,' he exclaimed to his wife. 'no sculptor will ever touch those lines. when i was a boy i tried to do things like that, but i gave up because nature has done it so well.' he went on to point out the various ways in which the taxidermists who had worked on the elephant had 'blown it'. the beast's posture wasn't right and his feet were in the wrong place. van vliet seemed particularly upset by the fact that the elephant was dusty and had cobwebs hanging from its trunk. 'you see that? no one cares anymore.' the next item to catch his eye was the exhibit of american birds. he paused for long periods in front of each eagle, thrasher, sparrow and grouse and praised their plumage to the skies. 'look at those colorful designs! man will never top that. never. it's absurd to even try.' he also was fascinated by the written descriptions of the various birds and became convinced that they had been written by some major, unknown poet. 'listen to this,' he said and began reciting in his 'little golden birdies' voice: 'mandarin duck, head laid back, crest ruffled almost touching the erect fan-shaped feathers rising from the head.' that makes it.' at the next exhibit, 'extinct birds', van vliet began to get angry. dozens of feathered creatures were displayed in what had once been their native habitats. a sign next to each glass case told when the last specimen had been seen alive. 'i can't believe it,' sighed beefheart peering in at the stuffed carrier pigeons. 'look at that. it's paradise. man had paradise and he blew it.' he repeated this idea several times and was reminded of the main purpose of his visit. 'we might as well go see how we're going to end up,' he groaned and headed toward the dinosaur fossils. as beefheart's recent recordings make clear, the captain believes that dinosaurs and human beings are the closest of relatives. this is not a matter of darwinian origins, but rather of ultimate ecological destination. man now operates his own artificial dinosaur-technological civilization - using the blood of the monsters of old, namely: petroleum. but in the end, homo sapiens will share the fate of the giant lizards. 'let the past demons rear up and belch fire in the air of now / the rug's wearing out that we walk on / soon it will fray and we'll drop dead into yesterday... / no flower shall grow where oil shall flow / no seed shall sow in salt water.... (from the song 'petrified forest' - teejo)' as he walked into the chamber which held the dinosaur skeletons, beefheart grew noticeably uneasy. 'i'm not sure how much of this i can take.' with jan at his side, he ambled past the display of pterodactyls, tyrannosaurs and giant sloths and looked at each one as if he'd just run into an old friend. at the end of the exhibit he walked over to a sign which said: 'press the button to see the wonder animal that has survived vast environmental changes for thousands of years'. he pushed the button. a tiny trapdoor swung open to reveal a mirror. beefheart was very impressed. later he told his friends: 'they've got a great exhibit at the smithsonian. you press a button and a little sign pops up that says: 'here's the animal that stayed up on the mountain and killed everything because the other animals didn't want to fight'.' *
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