DON'T ARGUE WITH
THE CAPTAIN
history - interview
BEEFHEART IN BLUNDERLAND from usa 30 may 1971 LOS
ANGELES TIMES sunday magazine WEST notes: * cooder tuned briefly. the spotlight
came on, and the water dripping from the roof looked
like drops of green fire falling through the light.
[...] even on a good night, cooder has a certain
stiffness on stage. as a studio musician for the
past several years, he had done most of his guitar
playing in a recording studio where the atmosphere
more closely resembled a hospital operating room
than anything connected with 'show business'. in
fact, cooder had been reluctant at first to join the
tour. he didn't have a band and it wasn't easy to
find one on. cooder was a perfectionist and, unable
to get the best, he was inclined not to go at all.
cooder and beefheart had been acquainted for years. cooder had played on beefheart's first album 'safe as milk', recorded in 1967 when cooder was eighteen years old. both were hooked at that time by the blues; cooder played it on guitar, while beefheart wrote and sang it. cooder might have stayed longer with beefheart's band had their personalities meshed better. beefheart, cooder remembers, had a habit of walking off-stage in the middle of a performance or of issuing orders to the band from his darkened bedroom during rehearsals. 'he had this house up in the desert near lancaster', cooder recalls, 'and all of his hard-riding motorcycle friends would sit around and drink beer and fall into the pool - real rowdy, hard-living guys with lowered buicks, you know, chasing off across the desert. it was too weird. i wasn't making any money, and don was crazier than hell. he was good, you know, real good. but crazy.' when cooder finished his set, the crowd, grown to almost two thousand, called for more, but the guitarist, angered by the sound system and irritated by his band, stomped off to the dressing room hundred yards away and didn't acknowledge the continuing applause. slumped into a chair in the dressing room, he looked drained and unhappy. cooder packed his guitars while beefheart's band got ready. once on stage, beefheart and the band looked not so much hippie or rock-star spangled as genuinely eccentric - a little touched. 'god, they must be nuts', said a girl in the miami audience. beefheart gave the band their stage names, chosen from a book he was writing:# john french, 22, is 'drumbo'. he came from mojave and had been with beefheart longest - nearly six years. he plays the drums while wearing a chimney sweep's cap and a mechanic's duster, and sunglasses that look like space goggles. # bill harkleroad, 21, is 'zoot horn rollo', the guitarist. an 'acid casualty' who weighed 110 pounds (50 kilo) when he joined the band, harkleroad is a veteran of some 200 lsd experiences. now he sticks to vitamins. # mark boston, 22, is 'rockette morton'. like beefheart, french and harkleroad, he hails from the desert. when he joined the band as its bass player, beefheart says, boston was timid and withdrawn while playing. now, as 'rockette morton', he moves all over the stage with a catlike, comic grace. # the one 'trained' musician in beefheart's band is arthur tripp, or 'ed marimba'. he studied eight years at the manhattan school of music and was a percussionist with the cincinnati symphony. after traveling on a lecture concert tour with avant-garde composer john cage, he joined frank zappa and the mothers of invention. from there he came to beefheart to play marimba and drums. when beefheart and the magic band began playing, the contrast to cooder's music was marked. this group gave the impression of being absolutely together - natural and powerful, like stormy weather. the auditorium had once been a warehouse (thus it was named 'the warehouse' - t.t.). wind and sometimes rain blew in from an open window above the stage as jan, by turns, shivered and coughed. the band was into 'alice in blunderland', and beefheart, adjusting the reed on his saxophone, watched as she leaned forward in her chair and put her hands over her ears. after the set, beefheart was
interviewed by local dee-jays. jan sat nearby as he
rambled through a series of questions about past
business deals. the business people, he said, had
cheated him constantly, copying his music and
recording him badly. 'i don't even have a decent
coat for my wife', he said, 'now where is that at?' next stop: atlanta. it was a city big enough to support lots of music business fringe figures. sunset strip east, with a twist of southern accent. the place made cooder think of 'the shoemaker man'. he had seen him once in a shoe shop window - an animated robot that went through the motions of taking a nail from its mouth and hammering it into a shoe. occasionally cooder felt like the robot, mechanically answering the same questions in the same way. he would grin slyly at his wife susan and mimic the shoemaker's jerky movements, and susan would grin and make them back. atlanta was a bad night for cooder,
the sound system failed again. microphones fell on
stage. the audience was funky, inattentive for him,
but perfect for beefheart. the magic band played
splendidly. afterward, the dressing room was filled
with shoemaker men. hype and grease. 'hi, ry baby.
have a good day? what did you have to eat? peaches?
that must have been wild, man.' 'for a fact,' cooder
said. 'groovy. right on.' that night, back at the motel, ry
cooder talked about how well beefheart's band was
performing. he said it might be the best group in
the business. 'they're sure running away with this
tour,' he said. in another room, beefheart and two
colleagues were in the first stages of a three-hour
conversation. 'ry ought to loosen up,' beefheart
said, 'he feels guilty for playing those songs that
belong to those old dead blues guys. if he would do
his own stuff, he would be free.' after atlanta: carbondale, illinois.
there cooder played one of his best sets, blessed at
last with a perfect sound system and concert hall
acoustics. the audience was rapt. beefheart was
another matter. toward the beginning of the set,
people at the back of the audience began to leave.
three numbers later some were literally running for
the exits. 'it's not music', said one young
woman. another complained: 'the band's not bad, but
i wish beefheart would leave his clarinet stuck on
the microphone without himself attached.' 'i dug
it,' beefheart said later. 'especially the ones who
left. i wish they'd left earlier.' it was much the same in minneapolis. the site was the tyrone guthrie theater, a nearly perfect place to play. cooder gave an encore, but by the time beefheart had finished, there were not enough people left to sustain more than twenty seconds of applause. this negative reaction seemed characteristic of more well-heeled audiences. consumer consciousness seemed to take over: the most common complaint was: 'he's putting us on'. that didn't make beefheart happy, exactly, but it didn't affect his or the band's performance. beefheart often said he could tell how well the band was playing by the number of people who walked out of the show. a newspaper critic unloaded on
beefheart the next day: 'there was no evidence
whatsoever that beefheart's egotistic, deranged
formula could produce appealing musical identity or
intelligent musical style'. the critic, on the other
hand, praised cooder as a 'musician of taste,
lyrical sensitivity and charm'.
next came a five-hour bus ride to des moines. there would be a night off, then the performance, then back to los angeles for a few days before picking up the last four dates of the tour. the bus ride was relaxed, full of checker games and jokes. beefheart played the harmonica and sang - and sounded warnings to cooder. 'you ought to forget all those old blues guys', he said, 'and just be ry cooder. they would eat you up. the thing for you to do is go back to los angeles and get rid of those record company people and go off by yourself until you figure out what you want to do.' at a roadside cafe, the conversation continued. 'beefheart's got me all washed up at twenty-three', cooder said, his anger sounding through a weak laugh. 'those guys can smell blood', beefheart went on. 'when you're at your lowest, they come up. they can see the wound. they'll live out their youth with you. put you in a little suit and make their lives over with you.' 'don, i know what you're talking about, but it just doesn't apply. it's not a problem for me. everyone has to work in their own way.' a few minutes later, cooder left the table and went back to the bus alone. back in los angeles, there was the recurring theme of jan's coat - also, now, his own. 'i'm sick of this, man, not having any money', beefheart said, and complained that once again in his long and sorry financial history, he was being had by the music business money men. 'an artist like me, on a tour like this - why hell, i ought to come out looking like a million dollars', he said, hooking a thumb under the lapel of his old black raincoat. 'instead all i've got is this rag. and there i was dragging jan through the cold back east without a decent coat. now where's that at?' once home, cooder watched the record sales in the cities where he and beefheart had played. nothing happened. it was as if they hadn't gone anywhere - but perhaps the final returns weren't in. beefheart, meanwhile, decided to move to santa cruz, away from the pollution of the city. he also made up his mind to write some music that would be easier for people to understand. 'it will be a little more commercial', beefheart said. 'it will still be pretty heavy, though.' on the tour, someone had asked
beefheart if people thought too much about his
music. he had said yes. 'my music isn't that much
different from the music that's in their minds.
because i conceive it so naturally, it's bound to be
in their minds. sooner or later, they'll catch on;
they'll learn to enjoy it without understanding why.
unless they're so far out they can't get back. i
don't really think they are. all tongues are
connected, you know - we all drink from the same
pond.' * many thanks
to bob jennings for providing this !
stupid question have you read the introduction called captain teaser? * |